Monday, July 30, 2012

Conspiracy


            This was a supreme triumph in my opinion, and was shockingly good for a direct to private cable release. This HBO film was really quite good, with superior acting from a razor sharp cast including Stanley Tucci and the world famous Kenneth Brannagh. This film follows a detailed account of the meeting in the winter of 1942 which revealed the Final Solution to the mid-level officers of the SS and the German Armed Forces, as well as the various Ministry heads. The meeting itself was spearheaded by Heydrich Himler (Brannagh) who later become the Butcher of Prague, while the details themselves were plotted out by his lieutenant Adolf Eichmann (Tucci), and together these men are two of the most infamous nazis in the history of genocide.
            The whole idea, of making the movie about a two hour meeting is ingenious, and pulled off in fantastic style. The portrayal of Himler was especially good, and the overall spirit and demeanor of the film which is set by the low key Eichmann is maintained by the entire cast, creating one of the most lucid and soul-eating portrayals of the Socialist Regime and their Anti-Semitic lifestyles.
            The very way they speak of Hitler and exalt him establishes the base for their actions, and the 15 participants struggle over the final solution, which Heydrich already has completely mapped out and under construction, and as he repeats frequently, his goal is unanimity, which he seeks to attain by any means.
            He is portrayed as a master of personal communication, and a strong armed and soulless killer. But yet, a german gentleman to the end. An ensemble cast plays off of his self-confident direction of the meeting with perfect timing and inclination.
            I was actually captivated at the discussion of the Jewish Problem, and the true to life dialogue regarding their Evacuation (Extermination) as opposed to their Sterilization.
The lengths the germans of varying mentalities would go to justify the mass murder, and the brainwashed language which flowed so easily forth from their lips. The most surprising part was in the epilogue, when the fates of the men involved revealed that almost two-thirds of them got away with it and went on to live lives of all different sort. Only 4 of the men were executed. This is another powerful corner to the image of the Holocaust that is slowly being painted in my mind as I begin to again watch films regarding it. A definite 2 with desire to learn more.

3:10 to Yuma


            This movie is ridiculous. It’s just lame, I’m sorry. The story follows Russell Crowe (Gladiator) as a famous and legendary gang leader who is finally cornered and busted after knocking over a group of pinkertons guarding a bank shipment. In order to transport him to Yuma in order to be prosecuted, the enlist local villagers to form a militia and guard the prisoner against the gang who was not captured. The principle volunteer is a man who as just defaulted on a loan and is about to lose his land (Christian Bale, The Dark Knight) who is desperate and realizes he must volunteer for this dangerous mission to collect the bounty and possibly redeem himself and his family.
            The only good performance of this movie is for the new leader of the gang, Charlie Prince (Ben Foster, Alpha Dog). Charlie is a lowdown, connicing asshole, and he’s just really really aggravating for the good guys.
            They hatch a plan, divert the gang and then head for the train to Yuma, Along the way they meet some weird people working on a railway, including one character played by Owen Wilson (Bottle Rocket). It really only serves to make one wonder, what is Owen Wilson doing in this movie.
            The problem I have with this movie, is not only is the plot totally unbelievable, totally incoherent. At one point, there is a decoy wagon with a fake prisoner, but they have still bound the fake prisoner, and locked him in the wagon, and not given him a gun, so if the gang should try to “rescue him”, he would be completely helpless and almost certainly be killed. Brilliant. There are many other miscues that are debilitating. The other issue I have with this movie is the pacing. It is a slow movie. And a western can’t really afford to be slow unless it’s really establishing characters, which this movie fails to do.
            It is just not carrying the audience anywhere. The ending doesn’t make any sense, and to be honest, I’ve met a lot of people that say they liked it, and when I asked them why, or brought up some of these things, they really sounded like they hadn’t watched it. Definite 1, but good to Riff. Also on a sidenote, There is a hilarious deleted scene. That’s a surprise.

The Sea Inside


            This is a very depressing and strange story about a man’s 30 year pursuit of the right for him to be euthanized. A Quadripalegic after a horrible swimming accident in Spain, he spends years appealing to courts, fighting legal battles, dealing with firey ministers and church officials, and being deprived of the life he feels entitled to. In the process he falls in love with and breaks the hearts of two women.
            It’s interesting because it was recommended to me as a “neutral” examination of the euthanasia issue, but it is unmistakably pro-euthanasia and villainizes anyone who opposes the position. It is told through the parapalegic’s eyes. Which is actually very well done. The storytelling uses some very critical and fascinating techniques to draw us into a very challenging point of view to paint.
            It’s very sad, and doesn’t seem to grasp the necessary of redemption, though in very strange ways, redemption is turned on it’s ear and used against the characters. I thought this was a good concept for a movie, and the performances were definitely good, but it just felt like something was missing. This movie had no soul. Against my better judgement, I’m going to give this movie a 1.
            It wasn’t that it was bad…exactly, but, it’s just not a movie I would recommend to anyone, and not because of content or character…it just had no spark, no impetous to go on watching. I never cared about this movie, and it never asked for my mind.

The Lion King


            This is a Disney Classic, and between this and the Emperor’s New Groove, there were literally no good Disney movies. They just struck out for about 7 years, with the likes of Pocahontas, the Hunchback of Notre Dame and Hercules. We start with young Simba (Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Home for Christmas), a lion cub who is one day the future king in the image of his father, Mufasa (James Earl Jones, Conan the Barbarian), he is the apple of everyone’s eye, save for his brooding, ousted Uncle, Scar (Jeremy Irons, Die Hard with a Vengeance).
            After one close call, and nearly being eaten by Hyenas, Simba gets in trouble again, only this time, his Father is brutally killed by Scar. Scar also outwits Simba and sends him into the desert to his presumed death.
            Enter Timone (Nathan Lane, The Bird Cage), a smart mouthed mircat, and his buddy, Pumba, a warthog with a garish odor. The two outcasts turned lifelong pals nurish Simba back to health from the desert experience, and convert him to their way of life, foraging for food, lounging around, having fun, and not caring about a thing in the world. The musical number for Hakuna Matata (“No Worries”) is unforgettable. 
            Finally through encounters with his past, including his former love interest, and a strange Monkey Witch Doctor (Robert Guillom, Big Fish), Simba learns that he must reclaim his destiny, and become the king. To do so he must overthrow his now wasted kingdom run by Scar and the Hyenas.
            This is altogether a great 2 Disney epic, and holds everything together stupendously. There are some unforgettable lines, particularly featuring Timon and Pumba, as well as the three lead Hyenas, lead by Whoopi Goldberg (Eddie).

Ishtar


            This movie is bad. Really bad. No wonder it bombed. Warren Beaty and Dutstin hoffman star as the singing and songwriting duo of Rogers and Clark, who hit it off at a restaurant and watch their relationships disintegrate as their partnership goes nowhere and levels their finances. As a last ditch effort, they call an agent and look for a booking, anywhere they can find one, and they find it in Morocco. On route to Marechesh, they must travel through the unstable state of Ishtar, on the verge of communist revolution, and in which archaeologists have just unearthed a map which tells of 2 messengers in a time of great upheaval in ishtar.
            As they arrive on the scene, a young woman (Isabelle Idjani) who is being hunted for the map and her life addresses Clark, and gets his passport and belongings in exchange for hers. When he is stranded, he comes into contact with a CIA agent (Charles Grodin) who makes him effectively a deputy. Meanwhile Rogers is recruited to be a communist.
            Soon they are betrayed by their government and must escape with their lives.
It’s the classic tale of lives bound for nowhere which are turned around by strange circumstances, and though there is not very much that’s good about this movie, there are some very funny scenes, and some good laughs, but all in all, it really stinks. It’s worth seeing once.

I Heart Huckabees


            What to a tall skinny African, a paranoid Fireman, an insecure Environmentalist, a raging hot bikini model, her uptight, two faced boyfriend, Shania Twain, a French seductress and 2 Existentialist Detectives have in common? It is the ensemble cast of the brilliantly funny philosophical comedy.
            The Fireman (Mark Wahlberg, Rock Star) and the Environmentalist (Jason Schwartzman, Rushmore) team up in their existentialist quandary of life, what their various coincidences and random interchanges have to do with life, the universe and everything. They seek the research of Existentialist Detectives Dustin Hoffman (Midnight Cowboy) and Lilly Tomlin.
            Meanwhile, the environmentalist’s work is being corrupted by corporate intervention, lead by two-face Jude Law (Road to Perdition) the mogul for the Huckabees Corporation, who is also dating their bikini spokes model (Naomi Watts, King Kong), who also happens to be in an existentialist quandary.
            The philosophizing, particularly by Mark Wahlberg is absolutely hilarious, and the general point, of unification philosophy, and parts and pieces, including parts and pieces of the truth is really loud and clear. In a strange sort of way, this whole thing has a lot of fun with some pretty nutso ideas. 2, and a must see for philosophy people.

Requiem for a Dream


            This is Darren Arinofsky’s (Pi) acclaimed opus, and really a quite well made film. It’s not terribly original, and really, I found myself a little bored by it, but overall, it’s a good flick, and is told in a very imaginative way. It’s got the typical Arinofsky touches, which include brilliant cinematography, and in this case, beautiful choices of setting. The whole film is really quite pretty,
            It stars Jared Leto (Highway) as a no good junkee who wants to rise above his pointless existence. He loves hanging out with his girlfriend Marianne (Jennifer Connoly, Hulk), and tries to get into the drug dealing industry with his best friend (Marlon Wayans, Senseless). Meanwhile his mother is hopelessly seeking after a chance to be famous, and wastes away on weightloss supplements.
            There are two major themes that run the show, addiction, which is presented really well, and I mean addiction to anything. This is a harsh look at the simple and unrelenting power of sin, and the human condition, and really how we are all one step away from plunging into our own depravity, and how quickly things can get out of control.
            The second theme is the title of dreams. All the characters have their own dream, the world where they long to be, and what they want in life, and of course, as the harshness of reality sinks in, they all fall miserably short. The Movie is pretty much a combination of Trainspotting and Magnolia, and the only people who would really be amazed by this movie are people who haven’t seen those two, but I’d still give it a 2, because it is quite fascinating and really disturbing.

Radioland Murders

            A charming and catchy comedy, with a story by George Lucas (Dir. Star Wars), this piece of film is definitely a 2, with many laugh out loud moments, and a plot that is really quite clever, and at times, very well made.
Meet the Hendersons, Penny (Mary Stuart Masterson) and Roger (Brian Benben). This writer-secretary duo are on the rocks and headed toward divorce, as we enter the scene the night that the radio station they both work for is going public. As the show unfolds, and Roger feverishly re-writes the show while Penny handles the incompetent director.
Soon, however, bodies begin piling up, and the cops suspect Roger. With Penny and Billy the Bellboy (Scott William Campbell) as his only allies, it’s a race for Roger to solve the multiplying bodies and somehow explain the story before he himself is killed, or arrested, or both.
What’s unique is the radio station is live, and must have constant programming, and the style and edits correspond the real life drama to the staged actions of the radio program. It’s very creatively down, and very chaotic and fun to watch.

Johnny Dangerously


            The movie I remember being hilarious is less so in retrospect. The sight gags are boring and the content is a little ill conceived. We follow Johnny Dangerously (Did you know your last name is an adverb?) (played by Michael Keaton) as he turns to a life of crime with the Dundee gang headed by Jack Dundee (Peter Boyle) and along side his long time nemesis Danny Vermin.(Joe Piscopo). They are at war with Roman Moroni and fowl mouthed immigrant and crime boss.
            He turns to crime to save his Ma and put his brother through school, who eventually becomes the DA. As Johnny is planning to go legit he is framed for murder by Vermin. He must escape from Prison and clear his name, before Vermin kills his brother.
            Like I said, not as funny as I remember it, but still good for a laugh or two, and it’s not really anything compared to todays modern comedies, like Zoolander, or O Brother, Where art Thou? Anyways, I give it a 2, and it’s worth seeing.

Tristan & Isolde


            This is a great love story. That’s all I can really say. I mean, it’s billed as being better than Romeo and Juliet, and after watching it, I think it is. While it seems that much of the Arthurian legend is stemmed out of this story, it is far older and far superior to the legend of sir Lancelot and sir Gawaine. Tristan is the son of a saxon sub-baron in the dark ages of great Britain. After the fall of Rome and before the reign of Charlamegne, this is a terrible time of legend and bloodshed.
            At the meeting of the Lords of Britain, the Irish, then a flourishing kingdom, strike to disrupt the treaties and desimate the barons armies. In the fray, Tristan’s father and mother are killed, but Lord Marke of Cornwall, sacrifices his flesh to save Tristan’s life. Tristan grows in his stead, becoming more favored than even marks own son, and becomes the champion of his army.
            When the Irish king collects slaves as his payment, one of the Cornwalls young men is hanged. Tristan (James Franco, Spider-man) lusts for revenge, and with the assistance of the men of Britain, he has it, killing the Irish general, but being put into a coma by the general’s poisonous blade. They set him adrift in a funeral boat, which lands on Irish shores, at the feet of Isolde, the Irish princess in the process of fleeing her duty of betrothal. She recognizes his illness and heals him, hiding him from her father, and concealing her true identity from Tristan.
            They fall in love, and are separated when The king learns of Tristans presence. Later on, Tristan returns to Ireland to fight in a tournament as the champion representing Lord Marke. The prize of the tournament which Tristan wins, is the hand of Isolde, who then is married to Sir Marke.
            It is a painful process of adultery and being discovered, through which Tristan and Isolde enter, eventually Tristan is placed in irons, Isolde is confined to her room while the Irish use it as an excuse to break truce, and the British Lords rebel against Lord Marke, and the world comes crashing down, just when a united Britain seemed so close.
            The conclusion is amazing, and comes closer to true love than I think anything in the world could. This is a 2, and I want to own it. Other than the carnality of their love, it is a beautiful thing. They read Don Jonne to one another by firelight, and make love in a roman grotto, and it’s just a nice love story set in a turbulent and romantic period.
            Conan and Valeria are still my favorite love story of all time. “Even if I were to die, and descend into the darkness, I would come back for you.”

What's Up, Doc?


            This movie is hilarious, and has a very quirky cartoonish character to it. Though you know it’s not real and it behaves nothing like real life, it is so engaging and fun to watch, and makes a tremendous statement as a re-invention of an older style of Mel Brooksish ham and puns, mixed together withzany slapstick and a fun and workeable plot.
            This movie is the tale of 4 matching suitcases, the first belonging to a secret agent and stolen by an expose artist, the second to a wealthy and bejeweled lady, the third to a neurotic musicologist (Ryan O’Neal) with a passion for geology and a dispassionate fiancé, and the fourth to a beautiful collegiate con-artist (Barbara Streisand).
            The whole thing has an awesome, bugs bunny feel, and carries the plot through many twists and turns, which involve someone trying to steal each one of these cases and switching them around, as all four owners are staying on the same floor.
            I really enjoyed this movie and it’s ending is magnificent, and has an awesome, and exciting climax, and incorporates so much…much of it also feels like an episode of the simpsons, that’s how zany and hair-brained it is.
            This Movie, like all the older movies I’ve been watching, is very clean and entertaining. You don’t have to fastforward this movie for mixed company, and the romance itself is quite fun and cute.
            This Movie is a hardcore 2, and a prime example of how Hollywood doesn’t make ‘em like they used to.

The Goodbye Girl


            Niel Simon writes and directs this film about a true odd couple. Marsha Mason plays Pamela, a divorced mother who finds that me always say goodbye to her and her precocious 10 year old, Lucy. The most recent goodbye actually sublet their apartment out from under them, and turned Pamela into a raging Tigress, afraid her daughter will suffer poor upbringing without their apartment.
            Enter Elliot Garfield (Richard Dreyfuss, Jaws), the new tenant, and a real piece of work actor. He is off Broadway for the first time, and demands such things as late night guitar, personal meditation, strutting around nude, and eating all natural. He’s a real piece of work.
            Yadah Yadah Yadah, eventually they fall in love, and what’s better is that Elliot takes a real shine to Lucy, and cares more about her than Pamela at one point. It’s lame, because they go off sleeping with eachother will nilly, and Pamela is a big dummy, I spent almost the whole movie not liking her, but, in the end, it’s a pretty good flick, reminds you you’re a sinner. And stuff. 2. The subplot is pretty funny, Elliot’s director makes him play Richard III gay. That’s funny.

The Candidate


            Robert Redford stars as a young Californian lawyer, and the son of the governor of California, Bill McKay. He is prompted by a sharp-witted political machine operator (played by Peter Boyle) to enter the primary for Senator of California. McKay is idealistic and speaks his mind, and doesn’t throw out all the political mumbo jumbo like politicians are known to do.
            Soon he sees his numbers rise as Boyle works his magic, and he sees he actually has a chance to win. Soon the machine starts to take over, and the cost of a push for victory, is McKay losing his political edginess, he no longer speaks his mind, and he becomes a cookie cutter image of every other two-faced politician in the game.
            The ending is particularly powerful, when Redford wins the election, and is congratulated by his father, that he is “a politician now”, and the very end when he actually wins, he is so confused as to what he will actually do as a senator. He has lost his purpose which was the only thing he started with, was his idealistic principles. It’s the very telling story which I’m sure has happened many times.
            The look at what the pressures are as a politician is very interesting, and the young idealism fading into shallow materialism, and loss of moral integrity is very interesting, and very reticent of the 60’s shift into the 70’s.  It’s crazy. Endings for older movies, like this and the ending to Chinatown are very confusing, and seem almost incomplete, and I’m notsure what the statement is, though I can guess in this case. I give this movie a 2, cause it is very gripping and interesting.

Eagle Eye


            Shaya Labeauf (Transformers) plays a double role in this interesting, though unoriginal and underdeveloped and stilly man vs. machine thriller. He plays a young loser who is always short on rent, unable to get where he wants to, and really living in the shadow of his older brother, a top of his class air force cadet computer programmer in the special projects division. Twins with different paths.
            The plot gets off to a bang when he returns from his brother funeral, the victim of a horrific car accident to his squalid apartment to find it filled with armaments and the FBI on the way to arrest him as a terrorist. He is also brought into connection with a young mother, and the two of them, being surveilled by an unknown third party are manipulated into traveling to a secret government installation in Washington D.C.
            The whole thing is really ridiculous as it is revealed halfway (in a Best Buy entertainment system display, of course) through that the party surveilling them is an AI device developed by the airforce and for which the twin brother was a key operator. The AI device has apparently taken a sufficient belief that humanities danger to itself was enough to warrant it’s overtaking the government through a deep rooted series of manipulations, and in his dying efforts to shut the program down, the twin placed a genetic lock which only his brother could unlock.
            It’s up to the failure twin to sieze the day and overcome his apprehension to success. Classic underdog story meets The Machine Stops, this is really poorly executed, and a cheap imitation of the matrix or terminator series. 1, and the acting and effects are not worth watching the other detractors.

Donnie Darko


            This is a haunting and masterful dark comedy. We meet young Donnie (Jake Gyllenhol, The Day After Tomorrow), troubled by his various psychotic delusions, he begins to see a therapist. The hypnosis and counseling begin to reveal that Donnie’s visions may be more than paranoia or psychosis. He may be lost in a strange world of transdimensional shift and temporal paradoxes.
            In any case, he does his best to cope with the visions as he makes his way through adolescence, spending time with his girlfriend, trying to do well in school, and putting up with his parents. The only problem is that one of his psychotic nightmares, a 6 foot demonic bunny rabbit tells him the world will end on Halloween night.
            Donnie follows a sick and twisted pattern of events that lead up to this, but can’t piece it together until it’s almost too late.
            Set in 1987, the culture and nature of the characters is amusing and hysterical. The dynamics of the Darko family are masterful, and really set the tone for the whole dark comedy feeling. Drew Barrymore (E.T.) adds an especially notable cameo as a non-conformist school teacher who encourages Donnie to figure things out rather than settling into the mediocrity of the 1980’s.
            The ending itself is a very dramatic and fascinating idea, and Donnie really does find redemption in the strangest way possible. His delusions and actions come to a gripping end in this spellbinding 2.

8 Mile


            Eminem stars in his debut movie about a down and out rapper in the Detroit industrial sector. Jimmy Smith Jr. aka Rabbit has some of the dopest rhymes out there, but he chokes every time he gets up in front of the entirely black crowd. Being white trash was never espoused so profoundly. His mom (Kim Basinger, L.A. Confidential) is a bingo playing, mattress hopping, piece of work who is currently with one of Rabbit’s high school friends and living in a trailor with Rabbit’s little sister.
            Jimmy has moved back in with his mom after breaking up with his supposedly pregnant girlfriend, and losing his job and car. He’s pretty much down and out, and trying to scare up any kind of spark, and dreaming of a rap career while working at an auto yard.
            His friends are supportive, and as they do battle in the streets and in the rap-battles with the so-called “free world” rap crew, Jimmy begins to overcome his fears and seek for his dreams realistically. Brittany Murphy (Just Married) plays a fellow dreamer who Jimmy hooks up with. Overall, this is a great movie. Eminem acts circles around Murphy and keeps up quite efficiently with Basinger.
            The soundtrack is one of the best things. Dynamic sound editing, similar to The Transporter makes it come alive, and that and the showdown at the end between Rabbit and the Free World is one of the coolest climaxes in modern film. I really enjoyed this movie. But watch out for 200 F-bombs and 3 Sex scenes; 1 of which detracts so much from the movie, it’s ridiculous. 2.

A Scanner, Darkly


            This movie is really a masterwork. It features a bizarre style of rotoscoped animation over live footage, and features a host of bizarre and interesting characters and phenomena in the exporation of a distopian world filled and fueled by powerplays of control, and a desperate longing for knowledge and freedom. It’s a very huxleyan worldview that we step into as we meet a small band of drug addicts and losers, headed up by our leading man and hero Bob Arctur (Keanu Reeves, The Matrix). He leads his pals played by Robert Downey Jr. (Iron Man) and Woody Harrelson (Semi-Pro) in the events of miscreants while entertaining their paranoid delusions of government control and totalitarian rulers.
            They are all hooked on Substance D, a new lethal drug that separates the hemispheres of the brain, leading to severe mental damage. Arctor remarks candidly that D is destruction and despair, and ultimately death. Arctor is a real addict, but he’s also an undercover cop, making use of a special technology which conceals his identity even from his superiors to avoid corruption.
            As he experiences the full effects of D, it is clear he is no longer doing his job, but why is he there? And what must he do to redeem himself? Many people attempt to help him, but the twisted network of individuals and bizarre adventures of their lives draw Bob to a place he never imagined possible, while haunted by his former life.
            Will Bob discover the secret of substance D? or will the government continue to escalate it’s control of the individual through intense surveillance and coersion? These draw fascinating parallels with our government in the post Liberty Act era, and make startling assertions about the lengths government will go to in twisting its principles to maintain them.
            It also really qualifies this movie as a drug film, although it is about a fictitious drug, it is very much like the great drug movies of our time in it’s exploratory nature of the world as seen by the addict, and the shift in thinking from a normal person. A definite 2.

Alpha Dog


            This is a fairly accurate portrayal of the case of Jesse James Hollywood, a low level drug pusher who contracted the murder of a teenager in retribution to a client who did not pay him. It’s actually a very sad story, and while it takes several turns, and there are many different parts to the story, at it’s conclusion it is a very dark, sordid tale of selfishness and hatred, and deep-seeded panic.
            Emil Hirsch (Into the Wild, Speed Racer) plays the main role of Johnny Truelove, an avid high school baseball player and small time drug dealer. He is connected to many people throughout orange county that have grown up, and live off the wealth of their family, using it to smoke pot, hangout, get tattoos and party. The gang includes a number of people indebted to Johnny or to his Father, Sonny (Bruce Willis, Surrogates), and who do whatever Johnny tells them.
            One of the debtors is tweeker and felon, Ben Nagurski (Ben Foster, 3:10 to Yuma) who really dazzles in his insane tweeker rages. He’s also a kung fu master, and Nagurski have numerous altercations, both almost killing one another. The way the Truelove portrays himself is always harder to his crew, asserting more control. It’s pretty easy to see why the movie is titled so approrpriately.
            Eventually, Truelove and his lieutenant (Justin Timberlake, Black Snake Moan) take Nagurski’s half-brother hostage as a marker for the debt, not realizing the seriousness of their crime and the fact that they could be sentenced to life for kidnapping. The boy at first does not consider it to be kidnapping, and eventually gets thrown into the party crowd of hi captors, having a very enjoyable time.
            Truelove is not so happy to have him around, realizing that his testimony could land them all in jail forever, and contracts his murder, fleeing to Brazil to avoid persecution. It’s a really human story and it shows this picture of humans and their herd behavior, the way a tribe interacts, and really, it’s a level 1 tribe, the control and exertion of the alpha is primarily for escape or attack, and there is no goodness of life in them. It is a sad lonely tale, filled with very intense moments, wonderful acting, and a beautiful style that brings out the worst characteristics of the characters, in a beautifully hideous tapestry of fallenness. 2. Wow.

Sunday, July 29, 2012

The Princess Bride

           It’s difficult to believe I haven’t written a review of this movie until 2009, but sometimes it takes a little while to get around to it. This movie is one of the alltime greats, and not just for it’s nostalgia factor, many people who have seen it as youngsters, or experience seeing it in a group setting for the first time feel an obvious appeal, but I still contend that this is truly a good movie from it’s direction to it’s acting and choreography.
            We begin in the bedroom of a sick 10 year old boy (Fred Savage, Little Monsters) who’s grandfather (Peter Faulkner, Columbo) wants to read him a book, because when he was a boy, television was called “books”. He reads ‘The Princess Bride’ a story about Wesley (Carry Elwes, The Crush) and Buttercup (Robin Wright, Forest Gump) who are in love, but Wesley is a poor farm boy, and must find his fortune at sea where he is murdered by the dread pirate Roberts.
            5 years later, Buttercup is engaged to the malevolent Prince Humperdink who is aided by the sinister Count Rogan, who had 6 fingers on his right hand. Both men secretly plot to kill her in order to incite a war with their rival country, and have hired A band of rogues to kidnap her and kill her. In the midst of their plot, however, she is intercepted by the dread pirate Roberts, who is soon unmasked to be Wesley. They flee thrugh the fire swamp, only to be cornered by Humperdink. Buttercup is sequestered in the castle, and Wesley is tortured to death. However, one of the rogues has sworn to kill the 6 fingered man, and revives Wesley so that they can storm the castle, save the princess, kill the count, humiliate the prince, and ride off into the sunset.
            This movie has eveyrthing, fencing, fighting, betrayal, true love, some of the wittiest dialogue ever, as well as a creative story-within-a-story engine that really allows for an objective incorporation of the audience. It’s a very good way to engage, and the storytelling is really the powerful element of the story, expecially when the settings and monsters are really ridiculous and fake. The aesthetic of this movie is so hit and miss, but it’s still a 2. For sure.

The 7th Seal


            From start to finish, the worldview of Ingmar Bergman is put forth in the movie The Seventh Seal, revealing his intense fear of death and utter loss of hope. From the beginning scene, when Antonius Block proposes to Death the conditions under which he might live; that as long as he holds out in chess he is allowed to roam freely. Death is not just a forethought, it is what consumes him, and he prolongs his life with no true understanding of why, and searches endlessly for meaning.
            This is the overarching theme in the film, and it is one I am very familiar with, having asked the same questions Antonius asks as he runs from death, in both the metaphorical chess game and in his wanderings. This is the plight of modern man, and the questions most people ask themselves as they begin to live life independently of their upbringing. Questions seeking for true answers and ultimately for God, who is the source of truth.
            Bergman uses the thematic setting of the black plague era, along with the imagery in the title of the end times to present his modern man, the wandering Antonius who seeks for the meaning of life in the world of death and hopelessness. Jon is the modern philosopher, who embraces both nihilism and absurd existentialism. When they discuss the suffering of the plague sufferers, Jon immediately asks for the brandy. He is the comedy relief, and his humor exists because he is embracing modern philosophy, and a sense of absurdity. While solemn Block’s search leads him even to the foot of a possessed girl, where he asks to see the devil. He is pained by God’s silence, and yet does not wish to extinguish his pain in death, he would rather have a supernatural experience at all.
            The confession scene is telling, as Antonius confesses his indifference. This is so true, that indifference is the most problematic of sins, for it is the claim that one is not making a choice. But what one must realize in ones heart is that indifference is a sin, and it is a negative choice, not lack of a choice. Bergman tries to paint the modern man as merely ignorant, when we know it is much worse than that.
            The entrance of Jof and Maria is a very interesting symbolism, they represent Bergman’s perception of innocence, and even religious conduct. Antonius encounters them and even has a meal, and they journey together. He sees them and how they live. He does not seek what they have. He is not looking for meaning or faith, but for looking for certainty. There is a contrast here, but not a pure contrast. We do see in the ending, as Maria and Jof continue their optimistic lives, that Bergman notices something about those who have faith.
            As the plot develops, the tryst between Plog’s wife and the Jof’s partner occurs. Bergman explores the idea of marriage and love, and adultery. It is most interesting to me the way he has written Plog’s wife, she is the femme fatale, the conniving woman, and she is opposed by Maria, the nurturing mother. It is interesting to note Plog’s reaction as well as Jon’s to the situation. Jon notes how imperfect love is, and how it is made perfect in that aspect of it, while Plog’s only comment is, “Life is a dirty mess.”
            This is a mere side note, however, as the overarching theme of the eminence and mystery of death pervades every frame of this existentialist masterpiece. This is deeply reflective of the fragmentary sense of life held by philosophy. Jon laughs in the face of all things including death and love. We see in the framework of the confession scene the plight of man—that he is essentially trapped by death, pursued without hope of escape and asks questions receiving only a void in return.
            The final action sequence brings out the artist’s confusion. They are at the knight’s keep and having dinner when Death comes for the knight. They revere him and honor him, calling him “Noble Lord” and all revere him intently. Jof laughs as the Knight begins to pray and ask to see God a final time. Jof begins to mock him sardonically. He asserts that he, as the philosopher, was the end of all thought, and that he could have answered in Romans the Knights search for meaning. At the end, they “dance the dance of death”. This is very powerful; it is the completion of the modern way of thinking.
            It is this insatiable curiosity surrounding truth and certainty, and the mystique of death where we find common ground in our worldview. While we do not revere death out of fear, we rather understand God’s sovereign place in the appointment of the first death here on earth. “All flesh is like grass…the grass withers and the flower falls off.” (1 Peter 1:24). We no longer fear death, for we fear no punishment in Christ, we ought to consider the moments of our lives, and truly seek after God as though each hour was our last hour of life.
            This quest for certainty is of course another level on which we meet Bergman’s assertions about modern man. The difference between the world and us, is that we come to a resignation. Our fallenness and finiteness combine to frustrate our minds, and prevent us from really attaining what is hidden in eternity. Rather than our dependence lying on ourselves to somehow ascertain the things of God in fullness, without doubt, we have been given the concept of faith as the grounds on which to encounter God. It is in a sense, the childlikeness of faith, not only in our approach of innocence, but also in our desire for the things of God. We are like children in our knowledge, always craving more, but never truly see the end of learning. And we rejoice in this, because it is distinguished by God’s eternal all knowing presence. Our faith, and lack of all certainty is to the glory of God.
            The agony of the knight is over this issue is another facet of modern man. Depression is not sin. Today in America we have become a narcotic dystopia, medicating our emotional states with prozac and ritelin, unwilling to admit that depression is part of life. Grief in Lamentations is what Jeremiah was feeling, and depression characterized his fruitless ministry. Or if Isaac that he put name David But again here, there is a distinction between the grief we feel over our position before God and the depression that characterizes modern man, one of emptiness and self-absorption. As II Corinthians 7:10 says, “The sorrow that is according to the will of God produces a repentance without regret leading to salvation, but the sorrow of the world produces death.” Clearly, this is indicative of the road down which modern philosophy heads, and is so aptly illustrated by the film.
            The observations Bergman reflects in the characters of Jof and Maria are very interesting as well. He depicts them as a fairly well meaning and harmless couple, desiring the best for their child, and living in fidelity and matrimony the way a man and woman are supposed to. They are the only ones in the movie who survive, and end up in any way happy. This could be a symbolic naming indicative of what Bergman feels about the religious individuals he has met. That they are free from the worry of death, and merely appear crazy from time to time (Jof’s visions). We know that these are valid observations from the outside. Bergman makes an inadvertent statement here about what the gospel appears as in men to him.
            We see in all of this the portrait of modern thought Bergman is trying to paint. The whole visual reference points he uses, and the nature of the dialogue seem to indicate that we are observers of life, that we are somehow listening in on these events, rather than simply watching a movie. We are all sojourners on this earth, and we see the pain and havoc unregenerate man wages upon himself in the agony of his own soul. Dr. Suzuki often comments as we read through complex philosophical systems, that it is so frustrating reading the thoughts of men, when, to the regenerated mind, the issues with which they struggle can become so plain. This movie uniquely captures a perspective on man that pervades much of our culture, and this view must be taken to heart and engaged to pour the gospel into it.

The Big Lebowski


           While this follow up to Fargo is not the Coen Brothers (Dir. Raising Arizona) greatest comedy, The Big Lebowski is a really funny movie. It’s very quirky and that sense of not knowing what to expect is full and rich, and definitely brought out by the acting, for it seems the characters have no idea what’s going on.
            The Big Lebowski chronicles the life of “The Dude” aka Jeffrey Lebowski (Jeff Bridges, Starman) a bum who loves white Russians and smoking hashish. And spending time with his buddies at the bowling alley Walter (John Goodman, Babe Ruth) a certifiable gun nut who believes in keeping the Sabbath, and Ronny (Steve Buscemi, Reservoir Dogs) a scrawny guy with a heart condition. Their bowling team is antagonized by the lecherous Jesus (John Turturro, Unsung Heroes).
            The Dude awakes one day to find a couple of toughs peeing on his carpet, and finds he has been mistaken for another Jeffery Lebowski, or, “The Big Lebowski”, a millionaire Industrialist. The Dude then gets wrapped up in the lives of Lebowski’s sister, his estranged trophy wife, and many other sordid character. I’d give this movie a 2 for sure, for shear originality.

The Departed


            This is Martin Scorsese’s (Dir. The Aviator) best film since Goodfellas.We follow Scorsese as he delves into the underground of the Boston mob scene. Headed chiefly by one Frank Costello (Jack Nicholson, As Good As It Gets), and his enforcer associates, as they engage in various drug and stolen goods deals. Including of course, trying to sell microprocessors to the Chinese government.
            Two key characters reflect eachother in the underground world. First, there’s Colin Sullivan (Matt Damon, Good Will Hunting) who is a top brass in the Massachusetts State Police, and spotless, emaculate record. He’s also Costello’s adopted son, and a mole in the State Police.
            Second, we have William Costigan (Leonardo Dicaprio, The Basketball Diaries) who is a man from a disreputable family, filled with gangsters and lowlifes. He too is a State Police Officer, working in the undercover division. He is soon shipped to prison, and then absorbed back into the drug racket as a cover to get him “in” with Costello. The only two people that even know he’s a cop are Captain Queensland (Martin Sheen, Apocalypse Now) and Sgt. Dignam (Mark Wahlberg, Boogie Nights).
            The two parody and shadow one another perfectly, each countering the others movie without even knowing the identity. After several narrow encounters, the two finally cross paths, and everything becomes clear. Or becomes even more confused. IT’s a surprise ending and a brilliant story told by a master story teller, and played out by expert players. A certain 2, and oscar hopeful. It puts you in the mood for a Scorsese marathon. Booyah.

Playing God


           David Duchovny’s first big move to film after his X-Files success, this is a somewhat tongue in cheek crime noir about Eugene Sands (Duchovny, Zoolander), an exiled Surgeon who was suspended for operating on and killing a patient while high. He has dropped off the face of the earth, and now ventures out of his run down apartment in search of further uppers and downers.
            He has the strange fortune of being at a night club getting dope one night when a man is shot execution style in the chest. He snaps into doctor mode and saves his life, in the process befriending the mysterious and alluring Claire (Angelina Jolie, Tomb Raider).
            The next day he is summoned by thugs and taken to the beachfront estate of the ominous Raymond Blossom, Claire’s boyfriend, and stolen goods merchant. He is smitten with Eugene and makes him his house doctor, fixing all his injured thugs, and taking him along on business, which weirds Eugene out.
            Eventually the FBI gets involved, and there’s a couple turns and twists that seem strange, but overall, it’s pretty cool criminal fun. Also, this is the film that The Italian Job got it’s ideas from, with the whole “3 identical armored cars” plot. Duchovny is convincing at times, and hilarious in one particular scene in an elevator, but overall, is still the detached and listless Fox Mulder. Being cast as a junkie definitely takes advantage of that concept, but still, there are times when I simply do not believe a word Duchovny says. Blossom is similarly over the top as a laid back West Coast villain, and Jolie is merely eye candy, before any of her big breaks. It’s still pretty cool pulp, but don’t expect anything amazing. The Redemption angle is loud and clear, and makes it highly worth watching once. 2.

Primer

           This indie film is intrigueing. It follows 4 young engineers who spend their free time drinking beer in a garage and attempting to invent new products and innovations to patent. While experimenting with refrigeration and calibration techniques, two of the four stumble on a great discovery. Their chamber has become a particle accelerator. With a different calibration, they can reverse frequency and it becomes a time machine.
            The first 20 minutes or so is extremely disorienting and technical in dialogue and presentation. I believe this is purposeful, you feel like your not an engineer, and the discovery and adventure is perceived through The eyes of engineers. After the technical part, they become philosophers, discussing the implications of their new discovery, questioning the reality of causality, and what the extent of their influence may be. They Begin small, investing in stocks, but soon, seek more, and well, the end is quite crazy.
            Though disorienting, and near impossible to make a tie travel flick without contradiction, this film does an exceptional job, and the lives that go through the experiences are profoundly real. The twists and turns along the way are well crafted. This is a 2 for sure.

Munich

           Steven Spielberg reaches into his Jewish heritage for another heart-rending tragedy of the people of Israel. Like Schindler’s List, Munich is a tale of death and rage, of tragedy, and hapless victims. It is also a look into the roots of modern terrorism, and the way the Israeli Mosad began it’s strike team tactics to assassinate it’s enemies.
            This movie is a great look into international politics and the circumstances surrounding and proceeding from the Munich Olympics massacre of 1972. Afterward, the Mossad began a tactical assassination squad to strike at the perpetrators of the crime in Munich. This movie is their story, and though, loosely based on true occurrences, the candor of the tale is what highly charged politics and espionage and assassination is all about.
            The tale follows one of the teams comprised of 5 jews, all with different skills and different reasons for their involvement. It shows how they are all destroyed or pay a heavy cost for their participation in the defense of Israel. The cost of patriotism and doing things in the means and fashions that the state of Israel has contrived is definitely sordid business and this is a great, and harsh look at the inside, and really captures the brutality of the Israeli existence.
            All in all, it is really touching and intense, and though you can feel what will happen, in the broader sense, it is very suspenseful and intense. 2, for sure.

The Fifth Element


          One of the most exciting and vivid environments created in the 90’s CG era, this really gave rise some of the cityscapes in the Star Wars prequels. The flying cities and vibrant vessels are all part of this futuristic wonderland that provides the backdrop for a few chosen individuals to change the course of history and the universe forever.
            Bruce Willis (Oceans 12) plays his typical fair, a guy with a dirnking and smoking and paying alimony habit, and he sports blonde hair as he drives a space taxi, and chows down on asian cuisine. It is a complete coincedence that LeeLu (Milla Jovovich, Ûltriaviolet) falls into his cab. LeeLu is the fifth element. The one who brings harmony to the universe, or who can destroy everything with the potential energy stored up inside her.
            Throw into the mix a deranged murderous criminal who wants to sell the power (Gary Oldman, Batman Begins) and a complete freak MC and pleasure seeking media hub (Chris Tucker, Money Talks), and an interstellar boat cruise with aliens intent on saving the universe in hot pursuit, and you got yourself a hell of a movie.
            What I loved about this movie: Milla Jovovich is smokin’ hot and really amazing in her characterization and action poise. She brings LeeLu from a sublime and cute character into a full three dimensional persona. Willis is his typical bad ass self, always tough and hilarious. Tucker surprises in his androgenous and flamboyant role, which is atypical for him.
            What I didn’t like, is this is fantasy scifi, not typical scifi, this is like a cartoon, and it’s great that way, but it’s a little over the top. It’s a 2, and I really enjoy Milla Jovovish in her debut.

Miami Vice


            In this adaptation of the 80’s action comedy, Writer and Director Michael Mann (Dir. Collateral) takes a totally new spin on things, and really doesn’t do much to stay true, other than the characters names, and the fact that they wear leisure suits from time to time. Overall, it is a much darker, and more bizarre Miami Vice.
            James “Sunny” Burton (Colin Farrell, Alexander) and his partner Ricardo “Rico” Tubbs (Jamie Foxx, Ray) are Miami’s hottest vice detectives. While on a prostitution stakeout, they get a call from a man they handed over to the Feds 6 months earlier. He had ratted out the Feds to the marks, and FBI agents paid the price.
            Now, the FBI is weary of any other government agency connected to the case, which leaves only Miami’s finest out of the loop and up to crack the case.
            They go undercover, infiltrating a huge crime syndicate in South America, and bearing down into unknown waters. It’s a slower pace than previous Mann movies, and definitely jumps around. Frequently he reverts to the hand held “COPS” cam, and so gives an intriguing feel to much of the onscreen happenings. Overall I expected much more character development between The Vice agents, and not so much with the criminals. It was a cool enough story, but the wrong packaging. Miami Vice was not what I expected, but that worked to it’s detrement. There were also sex scenes which served no purpose. Shame on you Michael Mann. 1. 

A Day in September


            This film was very well done and won an academy award for best documentary of 1999. I really liked it. It is a survey and explanation and personalities surrounding the Olympic Hostage Situation of 1972 in Munich Germany. It’s research, performed by only five people was surpassingly well founded, and proved to be very strong. The interviews as well, were quite well carried out, and those being interviewed offered their perspective in a very strict manor, not pulling their punches or attempting to look good.
            It follows primarily the life of Andrei Pitzer, the Israeli fencing coach up to that point in his life, being wed not two years and having a new daughter. It is a supreme tragedy as the events unfold, and the message is clear. At times I felt very upset at the absolute boobery of the German authorities, and the countless mistakes they made in negotiations, calculations and strategies.
            It began in Munich as they attempted to show a sort of apologetic candor for the Nazi games of 1936, and so they have a very lax security force, and no real enforcement of rules. I also recall the brief account of the event in the movie Prefontaine, starring Jared Leto, another movie set in the early 70’s. But in any case, the film follows the setting of the stage for the September 5th tragedy when 8 Palestinians took the 13 Israelis hostage, killing two of them in the process, and demanded the release of 200 captive revolutionaries.
            They finagle themselves through negotiations and end up at an airport trapped between 2 helicopters and being pinned down by snipers. Throughout the movie, the theme of conflicting reports rages, as the authorities in question have no clue what’s going on, and have made no effort in terms of contingency. It is almost as sickening to see the German police operate as it is to behold the Palestinian thugs carry out their disturbing mission.
            The Account of the aftermath is one of the most moving and powerful moments in a documentary I have ever seen, and it will probably stick with me for a while. The whole course of the movie is riddled with steady paced and thought provoking information, and employs many elements that keep ones attention riveted. The ending is incredibly strong.
In all, I would rank this film a 2 (on a scale of 1-2, whole numbers only).

W.

           I was really really surprised by the soft touch that this potentially biting biography piece has with the life of one of the most controversial presidential regimes of the last century. Oliver Stone (World Trade Center) has taken a much quiter tone in his recent films compared to his wilder earlier films. Josh Brolin (No Country for Old Men) portrays the titular George Walker Bush, the 43rd president of the US, and the author of such famous terms as “axis of evil” and “strategery”.
            This film depicts his path through Yale, growing up in the shadow of George Bush Sr. and a series of screw ups which were covered by his father. Eventually, the man finds his way into politics after landing a wonderful wife and a dream job. His life really took on such strength after he stopped dirnking and came to faith.
            His presidential work was marred by many screw ups, and if anything this movie reviles Dick Cheney (Richard Dreyfus, Jaws) while totally exonerating Colin Powell and really turning Condoleezza Rice (Tandy Newton, RocknRolla) into a mere puppet and yes-woman.
            I’d say this is a must watch for all citizens of the 21st century, and I look forward to more from Stone, who’s new style has brought back some of his old school fire in a very post-modern packaging which is an easy 2.

The Truman Show

            This movie is the first feature with Jim Carrey that has any serious side to it at all. It showcases a man whose entire, life from birth until the present moment when he is 30 years old, married, and working in the life insurance business, has been secretly televised. It is the biggest show in the history of television, obviously. It’s a really fascinating concept, and establishes a lot of interesting themes.
            Truman (Carrey) begins his days the same, greeting the neighbors, going to the newsstand, going to work, and kicking back a cold one with his best friend Marlin. It’s interesting because Truman begins to finally see through the setting, and the people. A series of mistakes clues him in, and he quickly becomes a manic delusional paranoid. With due cause, naturally. Not only does he discover his wife doesn’t love him, his father didn’t really die, and the entire town is fake, but he soon overcomes the imposed limits of the town, and ventures beyond his normal day by day routine.
            We also meet the shows creator, Cristoph, played by Ed Harris. A man with an obvious God complex, in our only direct dialogue with Cristoph, the theme and thesis of the film are stated quite clearly. It is a very interesting exploration of perceived reality, and the what makes a person human, particularly in relation to the world.
            It is of course, Trumans hidden desires, which are linked to a forgotten tryst known only as Sylvia. She of course was a mere extra, who caught Truman’s eye and was immediately barred from the show. She then headed up the “free Truman” campaign. Truman finally comes to grip with his fears and limitations and goes on to discover the nature of his dogma, and despite the assurity of Cristoph, who looks on Truman as his own son, Truman has nothing to do with him, and it is clear that the treatment of one man is not right. Truman chooses the real world over his plastic dream world.
            Another not-so-subtle plot device is the spectator mentality of the American populace. People watch Truman 24-7, and are living entirely vicariously through him. He dominates the airwaves, and thus dominates culture. It is an obvious reflection of our Roman circus desires. That we will sit in the Coliseum and watch whatever it is in the middle, as lon as it will deliver us from our daily responsibilities. Even in sitting and watching the movie, it makes you wonder how much you resemble the viewers of the Truman Show. A true masterpiece and very thought provoking. Easily a 2.

Man on Fire. Twice.

Man on Fire (Original)
            This is a 1. I want to make that clear from the beginning. The plot is essentially the same as the remake Man on Fire starring Denzel Washington, the difference is that everything in that film is well executed, and everything in this film is poorly executed.
            Christopher Glenn (The Right Stuff) plays Crease, and Joe Pesci (8 Head in a Dufflebag) plays his contact. The setting is Italy rather than Mexico, and the rest is as it is, absolutely horrible. And the ending is much much different. It’s a simple idea of tracking down the kidnappers, but yeah, that’s all I have to say. This is one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen, and the elements are all the same to it’s modern counterpart, but, well, they just totally lost out on this one. Totally.

Man on Fire (Remake)
            Tony Scott (Dir. True Romance) brings a phenomenal composition in telling the story of the man on fire. A remake of a 1976 Christopher Glenn flick of the same name, Scott takes it to a new level, and brings both his incomparable style and a terrific setting and composition style to bring the man on fire to life as one of the best movies of 2005.
            Creesy (Denzel Washington, Pelican Brief) is a washed up CIA agent who hits the body pretty hard and doesn’t really have anything to do with his life. He gets called to Mexico by an old associate (Christopher Walken, The Prophecy), who has a new profession. Body Guards. In Mexico City the city is being plagued by a new form of crime, kidnapping children and holding them for ransom. Creesy is placed with an irrepressible cutie played by Dakota Fanning (Hide and Seek) who is the spitting image of Tatum O’Neal. Creesy doesn’t like her, naturally, but of course, being irrepresibel and all she wins him over, but asks too many questions about creesy’s shattered past. He also coaches her to swim and takes part in her life, finally finding fulfillment in the charge of a small child.
            All of a sudden, the kidnapping takes place…Creesy does his best and kills 3 of the assailants, but is himself shot 4 times, and can do nothing to save his young charge. Then the mind games begin as the police try to organize payment which goes horribly awry, and all fear that the girl has died.
            When Creesy gets out of the hospital, he basically goes berserk and is truly a man set on fire for the dispatching of justice. Creative and rich with dialogue fit for kings and characters that find oscar-worthy performances, this movie is a must see for thos in the R-rated class, and I give it a 2.