Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Fletch: In Spades

Fletch
           Irwin M. Fletcher (Chevy Chase, Fletch Lives) is on the scene, and things will never be the same. Old I.M. takes to the beaches of Los Angeles in hopes of exposing the drug trafficking that plagues the beach. The only problem is, the drugs seem to just appear like magic.
            While posing as a homeless junkie, he is befriended by a rich man who offers him money in order to kill him, so his family can cash in the life insurance, and he doesn’t have to suffer through bone cancer. Fletch has 72 hours to unravel the drug trade and figure out what the rich man is actually planning.
            The twists and turns of the mystery are matched beat for beat by Chase’s absurd offbeat comments and fast thinking character portrait of Fletch. His humor is right on target, and there  is much of Chase himself that is poured into the subtext.
            This is a great example of an imperfect yet perfect character. Chases impressions also come in handy as Fletch is a master of disguise, and a notorious fast talker. It’s the quintessential comedy mystery with an epic flourish. Just when it seems like things have gone wrong, and Fletch guessed wrong, he pulls a rabbit out of his hat, and makes this comedy classic a gem of a 2.

Fletch Lives
           A classic Character, Chevy Chase is at his finest as Fletch, the fast talking, ultra-sarcastic, sharp witted  womanizer. Sleuthing about on his usual beat, he is in another hassle with his editor, Frank, and getting flack from his ex-wife’s attorney. Just in the nick of time, he gets a call about a Louisiana plantation he has just inherited from his Grandmother.
            Immediately he hops a plane, but that night, after he ahs slept with the attorney in charge of the inheritance, he awakes to find her dead, killed in her sleep and made to look like a heart attack. The mystery is on and amidst the backwards southern culture, and Fletch is at his finest, giving false information, assuming fake identities, and generally being false.
            This might be an 80’s movie, but I really enjoy some of those, and this is one of the finest. Yeah it’s a cheesy reason for a sequel, but Fletch was hilarious, and a very interesting plot, and this one is great too, though not as good as it’s predecessor.
            What really makes these movies is Chevy Chase in what I’m sure is one of his favorite roles, where he is basically the smartest guy in the room, and knows, but is too lazy to really do anything about it, and somehow, it all works out for Erwin M. Fletcher.
But I like to call him Fletch. A 2.

The Salton Sea

            Danny Parker (Val Kilmer, Spartan) is your run-of-the-mill gack-head meth fiend who’s trying to score, make it by, and stay high for the endless night party. But Somewhere along the way he had to get out of a bind, and so he turned into a pigeon. Now he takes note of every detail of a dealers drag, and makes plans to turn them over to the gack-squad.
            Things begin to change when his buddy’s, hairbrained schemers that they are, try to score the motherload by helping a strange cowboy (BD Wong, Father of the Bride) to sell a ton of gack to a deformed dealer named pooh-bear (Vincent Donofrio, Full Metal Jacket).
            Danny is in even more of a bind when his police friends find out that he’s becoming a dealer behind their back. The entire time, Danny is searching for something. The LA drug culture is just the place he’s gone to hide since the death of his wife out near the Salton Sea.
            The final showdown takes place at the Salton Sea as well. The Salton Sea becomes this symbol throughout the film. It’s the place you go to lose everything, and to find out who you really are. It’s a very dynamic Noire piece, and rally presented strongly. I enjoyed this film so much, it made the top 25 of all time.

The Lakehouse

            Can I just say that I really enjoyed this film a lot. Way more than I thought possible. Although I tend to like some chick flicks because I can appreciate the ones which are well made, and this one is really one of the best. Right up there with Just Like Heaven. The Lakehouse is a romantic comedy that is staged in a very powerful style which I love, and that is Magical Realism.
            The two main characters who need to fall in love live in different times, and live in the same house only 2 years apart. They soon discover that they can write letters to one another through the shared mailbox. Rather than questioning this supernatural event, it becomes a part of their landscape, and they begin to know eachother through their letters and shared though separate activities.
            Things get complicated when a series of events reveals to the girl (Sandra Bullock, Speed) that the guy (Keanu Reeves, Point Break) is actually a no show, and later she finds out that he is in fact, dead. Can she save him? Can they be together? Can they truly wait? The story in this is so beautiful and just really delightful, as it paints a deeper and deeper picture of the two, we watch them grow together over an uncrossable distance. 2.

The Quick and the Dead

          This is not Louis Lamore’s tail of a family surviving in the frontier with the help of a friendly stranger. This is the story of a horrible bully (Gene Hackman, Narrow Margin) who runs a small town, enslaving it’s Mexican residents. He also hosts an annual shoot out competition. The ultimate western cliché comes to dramatic real life in this fantastically shaped ultrareal western.
            The ones we really care about besides the boss are the Lady (Sharon Stone, Catwoman), The Kid (Leonardo DiCaprio, The Departed) and the preacher (Russell Crowe, Gladiator). They fight against 12 other larger than life characters in a traditional style shoot out tournament.
            The characters are the highlight of this film, as the story telling style highlights some incredibly well written and archetypical characters. It’s a lot of fun, and very well made. The movie fully acknowledges that it is not doing anything original, yet brings some tremendous energy into a well composed script.
            2. This is a great 90’s western, up there with Unforgiven and Dances with Wolves.

Freddy vs. Jason

           This is a funny little experiment. Freddy Kruger, the master of dreams, and former child-slayer, has been forgotten. Anyone with any knowledge of him has been shut up in an asylum, and doomed to be on anti-halucegenic drugs forever. Bur freddy can’t be forgotten, and so he haunts Jason Voorhies, long buried in the grave next to his mother, and awakens him, to punish the children of Elm Street, just as he punished the children of Crystal Lake.
            Then Jason gets out of control, and Freddy gets brought from the dream world into the real world. It’s a hilarious and intense romp through two defining icons of the horror genre, and is really quite laughable. It’s definitely not worth watching if you don’t think horror movies are crazy, though.
            It’s up to the same zany kids to fight off not one but two serial killers. Hilarious. 1.

Four Brothers

            John Singleton (Baby Boy) is still an amazing director, and can masters both the indie film and the main stream. The scene opens with a gangland robbery and massacre at a quickie mart, complete with Indian clerk, and little old lady victim. The old lady in this case is Mother Mercer, one of the legendary saints of the run down Detroit Projects, responsible for finding homes for over 1000 lost children, including a certain set of infamous boys.
            They are introduced at the funeral: The four brothers who Mercer raised herself, because they were such lost causes. Bobby (Mark Wahlberg, Rockstar) is the hotheaded gunslinger, a thug and hockey enthusiast. Jeremiah (Andre Benjamin, aka Andre 3000 from Outkast) is a former gang member, former union member, and independent businessman. Angel (Tyrese Gibson, 2 Fast, 2 Furious) is a marine, and former hustler, and womanizer. And Jack (Josh Charles), the youngest, a rockstar in the making, and victim of child abuse.
            The Movie goes on to chronicle their search for their mother’s killer, which eventually leads them to a long list of dirty laundry and corruption, which they systematically take down. Or not so systematically. This is another fine Hollywood piece in which the wrong choice becomes the right choice, and the morality of real life is flipped on it’s ear. A 2 in the tradition of Payback, 2 Fast 2Furious, and Kill Bill, this is a fun movie, and well worth watching. Singleton can bring any story to the big screen and make it sparkle.

Gran Torino

            This movie is a gem, and kind of a surprise that it’s not up more than golden globes as it came out shortly before the start of the year. Clint Eastwood plays your dad. Basically, he is everyones father, if your father is patriotic, hardnosed, racist as hell, and has a fuse as short as a brazilian midget. Walter is his name and he doesn’t take guff from anybody.
            He’s a retired autofactory worker, and the only hold out in a naighborhood taken over by Vietnamese immigrants. His kids work for Japanese car companies, and he is totally separated from them. His wife just died, and her ninny catholic priest keeps coming around, and He can’t stand that guy.
            He catches a young Vietnamese boy breaking into to steal his car, but the confrontation quickly becomes obvious that it’s an initiation into a gang, a gang he doesn’t really want to join. Walter becomes an unwitting neighborhood hero after stopping the altercation without resorting to deliberate violence.
            As the violence grows worse, Walter realizes he must do something to stop it, and he begins to realize there is hope for all those around him, and maybe even for himself. This movie isn’t that deep, and some of the scenes are downright hilarious, but the pacing is really what’s perfect, you feel what the actor feels, and see what he sees, and while there are some tough scenes, you can learn right along with everyone else.
            This is a clear 2, a great tribute to The America of old, and what growing old truly means in 2010. A real educator for a younger generation.

Midnight Cowboy

            Meet Joe Buck. Jon Voigt (Anaconda) stars as this southern Texas fake Cowboy. He’s a cowboy, but not a real one. This dishwasher has quit his job and after saving up a bit, he’s headed to the big city to be a big time hustler. Joe doesn’t know anything about anything really, and the first half of the movie is a picture of failed dreams in the big city. Joe goes around naïve, and foolish, quickly blowing his savings and getting swindled, and never quite making it as a hustler.
            Enter Enrique Rizzo (Dustin Hoffman, Wag the Dog), aka, Ratso. Prime New York Scum. Ratso has his own dreams, of making it big and then retiring to Miami. He’s just a two bit conman, and can’t really put anything together, and he’s a bum, and a cripple. They meet and he promptly swindles Joe Buck, but they connect later, and begin to bond as friends.
            It’s supposed to be provocative, and edgy, but, it’s really just weird, and kinda boring. The powerful scenes, and the craziness of the lives these guys lead is kinda gritty, but overall, it lacks. I’m gonna give this a 1, because, it’s just not all it’s cracked up to be. We start to see the depth of character at the end, as the boys attend an acid party, and then depart for Miami as Ratso lays dying, but, too little too late.
            This movie is DOA, just like Rizzo, and poor Joe Buck does a good job, but, blooms to late to make this movie worth it.

Formula 51

             This is a surprisingly charming direct to video release from the British film vault, released in other countries under the title “The 51st State”. It stars Samuel L. Jackson (Snakes on a Plane) as chemist Elmo MacElroy. Busted on a drug charge in the 60’s, his licensure as a pharmacist was lost. He turned to the Lizard (Meat Loaf) and started making pharmaceutical drugs, finalizing his masterpiece, POS51, 51 times stronger than cocaine, and 51 times more hallucinogenic than acid, 51 times better feeling than e.
            The one problem is, Elmo doesn’t like the Lizard, or the way he pays. He’s selling out to the british. Enter Felix De Silva (Robert Carlyle, Trainspotting). He’s a middle level enforcer. After a major his nails everyone but MacElroy and De Silva, they’re off on a buddy comedy adventure full of violence, gun-play, drugs and yelling.
            These 2 volatile stars make for some great on screen romance. Compared to other performances, Jackson feels somewhat flat, but he still dazzles in many of his lighter moments.
            Carlyle as well brings the british culture out very richly and stands his ground without getting dominated by the huge talent and domineering persona of Jackson. The Balance is restored in their buddyship. The twists and turns in the plot are pretty weak, but it’s still quite entertaining and well approached. 2.

Logan's Run

             Michael York stars as the title character in this ground breaking sci-fi underground hit. Logan is a sandman in the City. People have lived in the City, a domed wonderland, for over 2000 years, not knowing anything of the outside. All people are born with ID crystals which tell their age. Everyone in this wonederland pursues hedonistic pleasure until age 30, when they are summarily executed for the purpose of “rebirth” by the fantastical ceremony known only as “Carousel”.
            Sandmen are feared and honored, for it is their job to stop anyone who doesn’t participate in Carousel. They Terminate Runners. Logan is great at his job, and loves the pleasure lifestyle, and he’s only 26. But, when he destroys a runner and finds an ancient symbol on his body, the central computer hatches a plan to locate all the unaccounted Runners. Logan will be aged, and made to appear as a runner. His purpose is to infiltrate the little known underground, named “Sanctuary”. Sanctuary is believed to have harbored and exported over 1000 runners.
            Logan, as well as a girl he falls in love with, is about to make a daring escape, and seek to go all the way to the outside. In very symbolic cinematography and an intricate world, this movie is really quite a lot of fun to see. It is also groundbreaking in it’s effects, being the first film to use “Laser Holography” later made popular in the Star Wars Series.
            While it isn’t much to look at, the movie is definitely worth watching, and has a lot of cool ideas about what true freedom is, and what it means to be human, and what an American is. And it’s got that idealistic feel to it, very THX-1138 in it’s outcome. A 2.

Amistad

             This was Steven Spielberg’s (Raiders of the Lost Ark) first film with the newly formed Dreamworks SKG company, and man, did it sizzle. This is a great film chronicling much of the darker part of U.S. History. A ship of slaves is headed for the new world when it’s cargo breaks free and kills it’s captors, save for the owner, and they attempt to sail back to Africa, but are seized and taken to the U.S.
            There is a very confusing and interesting trial that takes place. Mr. Collins (Matthew Maconaghay, A Time to Kill) plays a young property lawyer who takes the case, on behalf of the Abolitionist movement. Through many trials and tribulations, and much development, including the retelling of how the slaves were captured in Africa in the first place, they eventually are set free. However, seeking to be re-elected, President Martin Van Buren decides to retry the case at the supreme court level.
            Throughout the movie, the differences in culture and language of the villagers and the Americans are remarkably well done. The whole scene is powerfully captured, and te courtroom and other performances are masterful. The final speech by John Quincy Adams (Anthony Hopkins, The Silence of the Lambs) is stunning.
            The cinematography is typically spielbergian, and the whole movie portrays the deep sense of sorrow that we as Americans ought to have for our countries history. The true sense of our freedom is what we fail to grasp, and what these Africans so keenly and desperately wanted. An easy 2.

Monday, July 30, 2012

Conspiracy


            This was a supreme triumph in my opinion, and was shockingly good for a direct to private cable release. This HBO film was really quite good, with superior acting from a razor sharp cast including Stanley Tucci and the world famous Kenneth Brannagh. This film follows a detailed account of the meeting in the winter of 1942 which revealed the Final Solution to the mid-level officers of the SS and the German Armed Forces, as well as the various Ministry heads. The meeting itself was spearheaded by Heydrich Himler (Brannagh) who later become the Butcher of Prague, while the details themselves were plotted out by his lieutenant Adolf Eichmann (Tucci), and together these men are two of the most infamous nazis in the history of genocide.
            The whole idea, of making the movie about a two hour meeting is ingenious, and pulled off in fantastic style. The portrayal of Himler was especially good, and the overall spirit and demeanor of the film which is set by the low key Eichmann is maintained by the entire cast, creating one of the most lucid and soul-eating portrayals of the Socialist Regime and their Anti-Semitic lifestyles.
            The very way they speak of Hitler and exalt him establishes the base for their actions, and the 15 participants struggle over the final solution, which Heydrich already has completely mapped out and under construction, and as he repeats frequently, his goal is unanimity, which he seeks to attain by any means.
            He is portrayed as a master of personal communication, and a strong armed and soulless killer. But yet, a german gentleman to the end. An ensemble cast plays off of his self-confident direction of the meeting with perfect timing and inclination.
            I was actually captivated at the discussion of the Jewish Problem, and the true to life dialogue regarding their Evacuation (Extermination) as opposed to their Sterilization.
The lengths the germans of varying mentalities would go to justify the mass murder, and the brainwashed language which flowed so easily forth from their lips. The most surprising part was in the epilogue, when the fates of the men involved revealed that almost two-thirds of them got away with it and went on to live lives of all different sort. Only 4 of the men were executed. This is another powerful corner to the image of the Holocaust that is slowly being painted in my mind as I begin to again watch films regarding it. A definite 2 with desire to learn more.

3:10 to Yuma


            This movie is ridiculous. It’s just lame, I’m sorry. The story follows Russell Crowe (Gladiator) as a famous and legendary gang leader who is finally cornered and busted after knocking over a group of pinkertons guarding a bank shipment. In order to transport him to Yuma in order to be prosecuted, the enlist local villagers to form a militia and guard the prisoner against the gang who was not captured. The principle volunteer is a man who as just defaulted on a loan and is about to lose his land (Christian Bale, The Dark Knight) who is desperate and realizes he must volunteer for this dangerous mission to collect the bounty and possibly redeem himself and his family.
            The only good performance of this movie is for the new leader of the gang, Charlie Prince (Ben Foster, Alpha Dog). Charlie is a lowdown, connicing asshole, and he’s just really really aggravating for the good guys.
            They hatch a plan, divert the gang and then head for the train to Yuma, Along the way they meet some weird people working on a railway, including one character played by Owen Wilson (Bottle Rocket). It really only serves to make one wonder, what is Owen Wilson doing in this movie.
            The problem I have with this movie, is not only is the plot totally unbelievable, totally incoherent. At one point, there is a decoy wagon with a fake prisoner, but they have still bound the fake prisoner, and locked him in the wagon, and not given him a gun, so if the gang should try to “rescue him”, he would be completely helpless and almost certainly be killed. Brilliant. There are many other miscues that are debilitating. The other issue I have with this movie is the pacing. It is a slow movie. And a western can’t really afford to be slow unless it’s really establishing characters, which this movie fails to do.
            It is just not carrying the audience anywhere. The ending doesn’t make any sense, and to be honest, I’ve met a lot of people that say they liked it, and when I asked them why, or brought up some of these things, they really sounded like they hadn’t watched it. Definite 1, but good to Riff. Also on a sidenote, There is a hilarious deleted scene. That’s a surprise.

The Sea Inside


            This is a very depressing and strange story about a man’s 30 year pursuit of the right for him to be euthanized. A Quadripalegic after a horrible swimming accident in Spain, he spends years appealing to courts, fighting legal battles, dealing with firey ministers and church officials, and being deprived of the life he feels entitled to. In the process he falls in love with and breaks the hearts of two women.
            It’s interesting because it was recommended to me as a “neutral” examination of the euthanasia issue, but it is unmistakably pro-euthanasia and villainizes anyone who opposes the position. It is told through the parapalegic’s eyes. Which is actually very well done. The storytelling uses some very critical and fascinating techniques to draw us into a very challenging point of view to paint.
            It’s very sad, and doesn’t seem to grasp the necessary of redemption, though in very strange ways, redemption is turned on it’s ear and used against the characters. I thought this was a good concept for a movie, and the performances were definitely good, but it just felt like something was missing. This movie had no soul. Against my better judgement, I’m going to give this movie a 1.
            It wasn’t that it was bad…exactly, but, it’s just not a movie I would recommend to anyone, and not because of content or character…it just had no spark, no impetous to go on watching. I never cared about this movie, and it never asked for my mind.

The Lion King


            This is a Disney Classic, and between this and the Emperor’s New Groove, there were literally no good Disney movies. They just struck out for about 7 years, with the likes of Pocahontas, the Hunchback of Notre Dame and Hercules. We start with young Simba (Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Home for Christmas), a lion cub who is one day the future king in the image of his father, Mufasa (James Earl Jones, Conan the Barbarian), he is the apple of everyone’s eye, save for his brooding, ousted Uncle, Scar (Jeremy Irons, Die Hard with a Vengeance).
            After one close call, and nearly being eaten by Hyenas, Simba gets in trouble again, only this time, his Father is brutally killed by Scar. Scar also outwits Simba and sends him into the desert to his presumed death.
            Enter Timone (Nathan Lane, The Bird Cage), a smart mouthed mircat, and his buddy, Pumba, a warthog with a garish odor. The two outcasts turned lifelong pals nurish Simba back to health from the desert experience, and convert him to their way of life, foraging for food, lounging around, having fun, and not caring about a thing in the world. The musical number for Hakuna Matata (“No Worries”) is unforgettable. 
            Finally through encounters with his past, including his former love interest, and a strange Monkey Witch Doctor (Robert Guillom, Big Fish), Simba learns that he must reclaim his destiny, and become the king. To do so he must overthrow his now wasted kingdom run by Scar and the Hyenas.
            This is altogether a great 2 Disney epic, and holds everything together stupendously. There are some unforgettable lines, particularly featuring Timon and Pumba, as well as the three lead Hyenas, lead by Whoopi Goldberg (Eddie).

Ishtar


            This movie is bad. Really bad. No wonder it bombed. Warren Beaty and Dutstin hoffman star as the singing and songwriting duo of Rogers and Clark, who hit it off at a restaurant and watch their relationships disintegrate as their partnership goes nowhere and levels their finances. As a last ditch effort, they call an agent and look for a booking, anywhere they can find one, and they find it in Morocco. On route to Marechesh, they must travel through the unstable state of Ishtar, on the verge of communist revolution, and in which archaeologists have just unearthed a map which tells of 2 messengers in a time of great upheaval in ishtar.
            As they arrive on the scene, a young woman (Isabelle Idjani) who is being hunted for the map and her life addresses Clark, and gets his passport and belongings in exchange for hers. When he is stranded, he comes into contact with a CIA agent (Charles Grodin) who makes him effectively a deputy. Meanwhile Rogers is recruited to be a communist.
            Soon they are betrayed by their government and must escape with their lives.
It’s the classic tale of lives bound for nowhere which are turned around by strange circumstances, and though there is not very much that’s good about this movie, there are some very funny scenes, and some good laughs, but all in all, it really stinks. It’s worth seeing once.

I Heart Huckabees


            What to a tall skinny African, a paranoid Fireman, an insecure Environmentalist, a raging hot bikini model, her uptight, two faced boyfriend, Shania Twain, a French seductress and 2 Existentialist Detectives have in common? It is the ensemble cast of the brilliantly funny philosophical comedy.
            The Fireman (Mark Wahlberg, Rock Star) and the Environmentalist (Jason Schwartzman, Rushmore) team up in their existentialist quandary of life, what their various coincidences and random interchanges have to do with life, the universe and everything. They seek the research of Existentialist Detectives Dustin Hoffman (Midnight Cowboy) and Lilly Tomlin.
            Meanwhile, the environmentalist’s work is being corrupted by corporate intervention, lead by two-face Jude Law (Road to Perdition) the mogul for the Huckabees Corporation, who is also dating their bikini spokes model (Naomi Watts, King Kong), who also happens to be in an existentialist quandary.
            The philosophizing, particularly by Mark Wahlberg is absolutely hilarious, and the general point, of unification philosophy, and parts and pieces, including parts and pieces of the truth is really loud and clear. In a strange sort of way, this whole thing has a lot of fun with some pretty nutso ideas. 2, and a must see for philosophy people.

Requiem for a Dream


            This is Darren Arinofsky’s (Pi) acclaimed opus, and really a quite well made film. It’s not terribly original, and really, I found myself a little bored by it, but overall, it’s a good flick, and is told in a very imaginative way. It’s got the typical Arinofsky touches, which include brilliant cinematography, and in this case, beautiful choices of setting. The whole film is really quite pretty,
            It stars Jared Leto (Highway) as a no good junkee who wants to rise above his pointless existence. He loves hanging out with his girlfriend Marianne (Jennifer Connoly, Hulk), and tries to get into the drug dealing industry with his best friend (Marlon Wayans, Senseless). Meanwhile his mother is hopelessly seeking after a chance to be famous, and wastes away on weightloss supplements.
            There are two major themes that run the show, addiction, which is presented really well, and I mean addiction to anything. This is a harsh look at the simple and unrelenting power of sin, and the human condition, and really how we are all one step away from plunging into our own depravity, and how quickly things can get out of control.
            The second theme is the title of dreams. All the characters have their own dream, the world where they long to be, and what they want in life, and of course, as the harshness of reality sinks in, they all fall miserably short. The Movie is pretty much a combination of Trainspotting and Magnolia, and the only people who would really be amazed by this movie are people who haven’t seen those two, but I’d still give it a 2, because it is quite fascinating and really disturbing.

Radioland Murders

            A charming and catchy comedy, with a story by George Lucas (Dir. Star Wars), this piece of film is definitely a 2, with many laugh out loud moments, and a plot that is really quite clever, and at times, very well made.
Meet the Hendersons, Penny (Mary Stuart Masterson) and Roger (Brian Benben). This writer-secretary duo are on the rocks and headed toward divorce, as we enter the scene the night that the radio station they both work for is going public. As the show unfolds, and Roger feverishly re-writes the show while Penny handles the incompetent director.
Soon, however, bodies begin piling up, and the cops suspect Roger. With Penny and Billy the Bellboy (Scott William Campbell) as his only allies, it’s a race for Roger to solve the multiplying bodies and somehow explain the story before he himself is killed, or arrested, or both.
What’s unique is the radio station is live, and must have constant programming, and the style and edits correspond the real life drama to the staged actions of the radio program. It’s very creatively down, and very chaotic and fun to watch.

Johnny Dangerously


            The movie I remember being hilarious is less so in retrospect. The sight gags are boring and the content is a little ill conceived. We follow Johnny Dangerously (Did you know your last name is an adverb?) (played by Michael Keaton) as he turns to a life of crime with the Dundee gang headed by Jack Dundee (Peter Boyle) and along side his long time nemesis Danny Vermin.(Joe Piscopo). They are at war with Roman Moroni and fowl mouthed immigrant and crime boss.
            He turns to crime to save his Ma and put his brother through school, who eventually becomes the DA. As Johnny is planning to go legit he is framed for murder by Vermin. He must escape from Prison and clear his name, before Vermin kills his brother.
            Like I said, not as funny as I remember it, but still good for a laugh or two, and it’s not really anything compared to todays modern comedies, like Zoolander, or O Brother, Where art Thou? Anyways, I give it a 2, and it’s worth seeing.

Tristan & Isolde


            This is a great love story. That’s all I can really say. I mean, it’s billed as being better than Romeo and Juliet, and after watching it, I think it is. While it seems that much of the Arthurian legend is stemmed out of this story, it is far older and far superior to the legend of sir Lancelot and sir Gawaine. Tristan is the son of a saxon sub-baron in the dark ages of great Britain. After the fall of Rome and before the reign of Charlamegne, this is a terrible time of legend and bloodshed.
            At the meeting of the Lords of Britain, the Irish, then a flourishing kingdom, strike to disrupt the treaties and desimate the barons armies. In the fray, Tristan’s father and mother are killed, but Lord Marke of Cornwall, sacrifices his flesh to save Tristan’s life. Tristan grows in his stead, becoming more favored than even marks own son, and becomes the champion of his army.
            When the Irish king collects slaves as his payment, one of the Cornwalls young men is hanged. Tristan (James Franco, Spider-man) lusts for revenge, and with the assistance of the men of Britain, he has it, killing the Irish general, but being put into a coma by the general’s poisonous blade. They set him adrift in a funeral boat, which lands on Irish shores, at the feet of Isolde, the Irish princess in the process of fleeing her duty of betrothal. She recognizes his illness and heals him, hiding him from her father, and concealing her true identity from Tristan.
            They fall in love, and are separated when The king learns of Tristans presence. Later on, Tristan returns to Ireland to fight in a tournament as the champion representing Lord Marke. The prize of the tournament which Tristan wins, is the hand of Isolde, who then is married to Sir Marke.
            It is a painful process of adultery and being discovered, through which Tristan and Isolde enter, eventually Tristan is placed in irons, Isolde is confined to her room while the Irish use it as an excuse to break truce, and the British Lords rebel against Lord Marke, and the world comes crashing down, just when a united Britain seemed so close.
            The conclusion is amazing, and comes closer to true love than I think anything in the world could. This is a 2, and I want to own it. Other than the carnality of their love, it is a beautiful thing. They read Don Jonne to one another by firelight, and make love in a roman grotto, and it’s just a nice love story set in a turbulent and romantic period.
            Conan and Valeria are still my favorite love story of all time. “Even if I were to die, and descend into the darkness, I would come back for you.”

What's Up, Doc?


            This movie is hilarious, and has a very quirky cartoonish character to it. Though you know it’s not real and it behaves nothing like real life, it is so engaging and fun to watch, and makes a tremendous statement as a re-invention of an older style of Mel Brooksish ham and puns, mixed together withzany slapstick and a fun and workeable plot.
            This movie is the tale of 4 matching suitcases, the first belonging to a secret agent and stolen by an expose artist, the second to a wealthy and bejeweled lady, the third to a neurotic musicologist (Ryan O’Neal) with a passion for geology and a dispassionate fiancé, and the fourth to a beautiful collegiate con-artist (Barbara Streisand).
            The whole thing has an awesome, bugs bunny feel, and carries the plot through many twists and turns, which involve someone trying to steal each one of these cases and switching them around, as all four owners are staying on the same floor.
            I really enjoyed this movie and it’s ending is magnificent, and has an awesome, and exciting climax, and incorporates so much…much of it also feels like an episode of the simpsons, that’s how zany and hair-brained it is.
            This Movie, like all the older movies I’ve been watching, is very clean and entertaining. You don’t have to fastforward this movie for mixed company, and the romance itself is quite fun and cute.
            This Movie is a hardcore 2, and a prime example of how Hollywood doesn’t make ‘em like they used to.

The Goodbye Girl


            Niel Simon writes and directs this film about a true odd couple. Marsha Mason plays Pamela, a divorced mother who finds that me always say goodbye to her and her precocious 10 year old, Lucy. The most recent goodbye actually sublet their apartment out from under them, and turned Pamela into a raging Tigress, afraid her daughter will suffer poor upbringing without their apartment.
            Enter Elliot Garfield (Richard Dreyfuss, Jaws), the new tenant, and a real piece of work actor. He is off Broadway for the first time, and demands such things as late night guitar, personal meditation, strutting around nude, and eating all natural. He’s a real piece of work.
            Yadah Yadah Yadah, eventually they fall in love, and what’s better is that Elliot takes a real shine to Lucy, and cares more about her than Pamela at one point. It’s lame, because they go off sleeping with eachother will nilly, and Pamela is a big dummy, I spent almost the whole movie not liking her, but, in the end, it’s a pretty good flick, reminds you you’re a sinner. And stuff. 2. The subplot is pretty funny, Elliot’s director makes him play Richard III gay. That’s funny.

The Candidate


            Robert Redford stars as a young Californian lawyer, and the son of the governor of California, Bill McKay. He is prompted by a sharp-witted political machine operator (played by Peter Boyle) to enter the primary for Senator of California. McKay is idealistic and speaks his mind, and doesn’t throw out all the political mumbo jumbo like politicians are known to do.
            Soon he sees his numbers rise as Boyle works his magic, and he sees he actually has a chance to win. Soon the machine starts to take over, and the cost of a push for victory, is McKay losing his political edginess, he no longer speaks his mind, and he becomes a cookie cutter image of every other two-faced politician in the game.
            The ending is particularly powerful, when Redford wins the election, and is congratulated by his father, that he is “a politician now”, and the very end when he actually wins, he is so confused as to what he will actually do as a senator. He has lost his purpose which was the only thing he started with, was his idealistic principles. It’s the very telling story which I’m sure has happened many times.
            The look at what the pressures are as a politician is very interesting, and the young idealism fading into shallow materialism, and loss of moral integrity is very interesting, and very reticent of the 60’s shift into the 70’s.  It’s crazy. Endings for older movies, like this and the ending to Chinatown are very confusing, and seem almost incomplete, and I’m notsure what the statement is, though I can guess in this case. I give this movie a 2, cause it is very gripping and interesting.

Eagle Eye


            Shaya Labeauf (Transformers) plays a double role in this interesting, though unoriginal and underdeveloped and stilly man vs. machine thriller. He plays a young loser who is always short on rent, unable to get where he wants to, and really living in the shadow of his older brother, a top of his class air force cadet computer programmer in the special projects division. Twins with different paths.
            The plot gets off to a bang when he returns from his brother funeral, the victim of a horrific car accident to his squalid apartment to find it filled with armaments and the FBI on the way to arrest him as a terrorist. He is also brought into connection with a young mother, and the two of them, being surveilled by an unknown third party are manipulated into traveling to a secret government installation in Washington D.C.
            The whole thing is really ridiculous as it is revealed halfway (in a Best Buy entertainment system display, of course) through that the party surveilling them is an AI device developed by the airforce and for which the twin brother was a key operator. The AI device has apparently taken a sufficient belief that humanities danger to itself was enough to warrant it’s overtaking the government through a deep rooted series of manipulations, and in his dying efforts to shut the program down, the twin placed a genetic lock which only his brother could unlock.
            It’s up to the failure twin to sieze the day and overcome his apprehension to success. Classic underdog story meets The Machine Stops, this is really poorly executed, and a cheap imitation of the matrix or terminator series. 1, and the acting and effects are not worth watching the other detractors.

Donnie Darko


            This is a haunting and masterful dark comedy. We meet young Donnie (Jake Gyllenhol, The Day After Tomorrow), troubled by his various psychotic delusions, he begins to see a therapist. The hypnosis and counseling begin to reveal that Donnie’s visions may be more than paranoia or psychosis. He may be lost in a strange world of transdimensional shift and temporal paradoxes.
            In any case, he does his best to cope with the visions as he makes his way through adolescence, spending time with his girlfriend, trying to do well in school, and putting up with his parents. The only problem is that one of his psychotic nightmares, a 6 foot demonic bunny rabbit tells him the world will end on Halloween night.
            Donnie follows a sick and twisted pattern of events that lead up to this, but can’t piece it together until it’s almost too late.
            Set in 1987, the culture and nature of the characters is amusing and hysterical. The dynamics of the Darko family are masterful, and really set the tone for the whole dark comedy feeling. Drew Barrymore (E.T.) adds an especially notable cameo as a non-conformist school teacher who encourages Donnie to figure things out rather than settling into the mediocrity of the 1980’s.
            The ending itself is a very dramatic and fascinating idea, and Donnie really does find redemption in the strangest way possible. His delusions and actions come to a gripping end in this spellbinding 2.

8 Mile


            Eminem stars in his debut movie about a down and out rapper in the Detroit industrial sector. Jimmy Smith Jr. aka Rabbit has some of the dopest rhymes out there, but he chokes every time he gets up in front of the entirely black crowd. Being white trash was never espoused so profoundly. His mom (Kim Basinger, L.A. Confidential) is a bingo playing, mattress hopping, piece of work who is currently with one of Rabbit’s high school friends and living in a trailor with Rabbit’s little sister.
            Jimmy has moved back in with his mom after breaking up with his supposedly pregnant girlfriend, and losing his job and car. He’s pretty much down and out, and trying to scare up any kind of spark, and dreaming of a rap career while working at an auto yard.
            His friends are supportive, and as they do battle in the streets and in the rap-battles with the so-called “free world” rap crew, Jimmy begins to overcome his fears and seek for his dreams realistically. Brittany Murphy (Just Married) plays a fellow dreamer who Jimmy hooks up with. Overall, this is a great movie. Eminem acts circles around Murphy and keeps up quite efficiently with Basinger.
            The soundtrack is one of the best things. Dynamic sound editing, similar to The Transporter makes it come alive, and that and the showdown at the end between Rabbit and the Free World is one of the coolest climaxes in modern film. I really enjoyed this movie. But watch out for 200 F-bombs and 3 Sex scenes; 1 of which detracts so much from the movie, it’s ridiculous. 2.

A Scanner, Darkly


            This movie is really a masterwork. It features a bizarre style of rotoscoped animation over live footage, and features a host of bizarre and interesting characters and phenomena in the exporation of a distopian world filled and fueled by powerplays of control, and a desperate longing for knowledge and freedom. It’s a very huxleyan worldview that we step into as we meet a small band of drug addicts and losers, headed up by our leading man and hero Bob Arctur (Keanu Reeves, The Matrix). He leads his pals played by Robert Downey Jr. (Iron Man) and Woody Harrelson (Semi-Pro) in the events of miscreants while entertaining their paranoid delusions of government control and totalitarian rulers.
            They are all hooked on Substance D, a new lethal drug that separates the hemispheres of the brain, leading to severe mental damage. Arctor remarks candidly that D is destruction and despair, and ultimately death. Arctor is a real addict, but he’s also an undercover cop, making use of a special technology which conceals his identity even from his superiors to avoid corruption.
            As he experiences the full effects of D, it is clear he is no longer doing his job, but why is he there? And what must he do to redeem himself? Many people attempt to help him, but the twisted network of individuals and bizarre adventures of their lives draw Bob to a place he never imagined possible, while haunted by his former life.
            Will Bob discover the secret of substance D? or will the government continue to escalate it’s control of the individual through intense surveillance and coersion? These draw fascinating parallels with our government in the post Liberty Act era, and make startling assertions about the lengths government will go to in twisting its principles to maintain them.
            It also really qualifies this movie as a drug film, although it is about a fictitious drug, it is very much like the great drug movies of our time in it’s exploratory nature of the world as seen by the addict, and the shift in thinking from a normal person. A definite 2.

Alpha Dog


            This is a fairly accurate portrayal of the case of Jesse James Hollywood, a low level drug pusher who contracted the murder of a teenager in retribution to a client who did not pay him. It’s actually a very sad story, and while it takes several turns, and there are many different parts to the story, at it’s conclusion it is a very dark, sordid tale of selfishness and hatred, and deep-seeded panic.
            Emil Hirsch (Into the Wild, Speed Racer) plays the main role of Johnny Truelove, an avid high school baseball player and small time drug dealer. He is connected to many people throughout orange county that have grown up, and live off the wealth of their family, using it to smoke pot, hangout, get tattoos and party. The gang includes a number of people indebted to Johnny or to his Father, Sonny (Bruce Willis, Surrogates), and who do whatever Johnny tells them.
            One of the debtors is tweeker and felon, Ben Nagurski (Ben Foster, 3:10 to Yuma) who really dazzles in his insane tweeker rages. He’s also a kung fu master, and Nagurski have numerous altercations, both almost killing one another. The way the Truelove portrays himself is always harder to his crew, asserting more control. It’s pretty easy to see why the movie is titled so approrpriately.
            Eventually, Truelove and his lieutenant (Justin Timberlake, Black Snake Moan) take Nagurski’s half-brother hostage as a marker for the debt, not realizing the seriousness of their crime and the fact that they could be sentenced to life for kidnapping. The boy at first does not consider it to be kidnapping, and eventually gets thrown into the party crowd of hi captors, having a very enjoyable time.
            Truelove is not so happy to have him around, realizing that his testimony could land them all in jail forever, and contracts his murder, fleeing to Brazil to avoid persecution. It’s a really human story and it shows this picture of humans and their herd behavior, the way a tribe interacts, and really, it’s a level 1 tribe, the control and exertion of the alpha is primarily for escape or attack, and there is no goodness of life in them. It is a sad lonely tale, filled with very intense moments, wonderful acting, and a beautiful style that brings out the worst characteristics of the characters, in a beautifully hideous tapestry of fallenness. 2. Wow.

Sunday, July 29, 2012

The Princess Bride

           It’s difficult to believe I haven’t written a review of this movie until 2009, but sometimes it takes a little while to get around to it. This movie is one of the alltime greats, and not just for it’s nostalgia factor, many people who have seen it as youngsters, or experience seeing it in a group setting for the first time feel an obvious appeal, but I still contend that this is truly a good movie from it’s direction to it’s acting and choreography.
            We begin in the bedroom of a sick 10 year old boy (Fred Savage, Little Monsters) who’s grandfather (Peter Faulkner, Columbo) wants to read him a book, because when he was a boy, television was called “books”. He reads ‘The Princess Bride’ a story about Wesley (Carry Elwes, The Crush) and Buttercup (Robin Wright, Forest Gump) who are in love, but Wesley is a poor farm boy, and must find his fortune at sea where he is murdered by the dread pirate Roberts.
            5 years later, Buttercup is engaged to the malevolent Prince Humperdink who is aided by the sinister Count Rogan, who had 6 fingers on his right hand. Both men secretly plot to kill her in order to incite a war with their rival country, and have hired A band of rogues to kidnap her and kill her. In the midst of their plot, however, she is intercepted by the dread pirate Roberts, who is soon unmasked to be Wesley. They flee thrugh the fire swamp, only to be cornered by Humperdink. Buttercup is sequestered in the castle, and Wesley is tortured to death. However, one of the rogues has sworn to kill the 6 fingered man, and revives Wesley so that they can storm the castle, save the princess, kill the count, humiliate the prince, and ride off into the sunset.
            This movie has eveyrthing, fencing, fighting, betrayal, true love, some of the wittiest dialogue ever, as well as a creative story-within-a-story engine that really allows for an objective incorporation of the audience. It’s a very good way to engage, and the storytelling is really the powerful element of the story, expecially when the settings and monsters are really ridiculous and fake. The aesthetic of this movie is so hit and miss, but it’s still a 2. For sure.

The 7th Seal


            From start to finish, the worldview of Ingmar Bergman is put forth in the movie The Seventh Seal, revealing his intense fear of death and utter loss of hope. From the beginning scene, when Antonius Block proposes to Death the conditions under which he might live; that as long as he holds out in chess he is allowed to roam freely. Death is not just a forethought, it is what consumes him, and he prolongs his life with no true understanding of why, and searches endlessly for meaning.
            This is the overarching theme in the film, and it is one I am very familiar with, having asked the same questions Antonius asks as he runs from death, in both the metaphorical chess game and in his wanderings. This is the plight of modern man, and the questions most people ask themselves as they begin to live life independently of their upbringing. Questions seeking for true answers and ultimately for God, who is the source of truth.
            Bergman uses the thematic setting of the black plague era, along with the imagery in the title of the end times to present his modern man, the wandering Antonius who seeks for the meaning of life in the world of death and hopelessness. Jon is the modern philosopher, who embraces both nihilism and absurd existentialism. When they discuss the suffering of the plague sufferers, Jon immediately asks for the brandy. He is the comedy relief, and his humor exists because he is embracing modern philosophy, and a sense of absurdity. While solemn Block’s search leads him even to the foot of a possessed girl, where he asks to see the devil. He is pained by God’s silence, and yet does not wish to extinguish his pain in death, he would rather have a supernatural experience at all.
            The confession scene is telling, as Antonius confesses his indifference. This is so true, that indifference is the most problematic of sins, for it is the claim that one is not making a choice. But what one must realize in ones heart is that indifference is a sin, and it is a negative choice, not lack of a choice. Bergman tries to paint the modern man as merely ignorant, when we know it is much worse than that.
            The entrance of Jof and Maria is a very interesting symbolism, they represent Bergman’s perception of innocence, and even religious conduct. Antonius encounters them and even has a meal, and they journey together. He sees them and how they live. He does not seek what they have. He is not looking for meaning or faith, but for looking for certainty. There is a contrast here, but not a pure contrast. We do see in the ending, as Maria and Jof continue their optimistic lives, that Bergman notices something about those who have faith.
            As the plot develops, the tryst between Plog’s wife and the Jof’s partner occurs. Bergman explores the idea of marriage and love, and adultery. It is most interesting to me the way he has written Plog’s wife, she is the femme fatale, the conniving woman, and she is opposed by Maria, the nurturing mother. It is interesting to note Plog’s reaction as well as Jon’s to the situation. Jon notes how imperfect love is, and how it is made perfect in that aspect of it, while Plog’s only comment is, “Life is a dirty mess.”
            This is a mere side note, however, as the overarching theme of the eminence and mystery of death pervades every frame of this existentialist masterpiece. This is deeply reflective of the fragmentary sense of life held by philosophy. Jon laughs in the face of all things including death and love. We see in the framework of the confession scene the plight of man—that he is essentially trapped by death, pursued without hope of escape and asks questions receiving only a void in return.
            The final action sequence brings out the artist’s confusion. They are at the knight’s keep and having dinner when Death comes for the knight. They revere him and honor him, calling him “Noble Lord” and all revere him intently. Jof laughs as the Knight begins to pray and ask to see God a final time. Jof begins to mock him sardonically. He asserts that he, as the philosopher, was the end of all thought, and that he could have answered in Romans the Knights search for meaning. At the end, they “dance the dance of death”. This is very powerful; it is the completion of the modern way of thinking.
            It is this insatiable curiosity surrounding truth and certainty, and the mystique of death where we find common ground in our worldview. While we do not revere death out of fear, we rather understand God’s sovereign place in the appointment of the first death here on earth. “All flesh is like grass…the grass withers and the flower falls off.” (1 Peter 1:24). We no longer fear death, for we fear no punishment in Christ, we ought to consider the moments of our lives, and truly seek after God as though each hour was our last hour of life.
            This quest for certainty is of course another level on which we meet Bergman’s assertions about modern man. The difference between the world and us, is that we come to a resignation. Our fallenness and finiteness combine to frustrate our minds, and prevent us from really attaining what is hidden in eternity. Rather than our dependence lying on ourselves to somehow ascertain the things of God in fullness, without doubt, we have been given the concept of faith as the grounds on which to encounter God. It is in a sense, the childlikeness of faith, not only in our approach of innocence, but also in our desire for the things of God. We are like children in our knowledge, always craving more, but never truly see the end of learning. And we rejoice in this, because it is distinguished by God’s eternal all knowing presence. Our faith, and lack of all certainty is to the glory of God.
            The agony of the knight is over this issue is another facet of modern man. Depression is not sin. Today in America we have become a narcotic dystopia, medicating our emotional states with prozac and ritelin, unwilling to admit that depression is part of life. Grief in Lamentations is what Jeremiah was feeling, and depression characterized his fruitless ministry. Or if Isaac that he put name David But again here, there is a distinction between the grief we feel over our position before God and the depression that characterizes modern man, one of emptiness and self-absorption. As II Corinthians 7:10 says, “The sorrow that is according to the will of God produces a repentance without regret leading to salvation, but the sorrow of the world produces death.” Clearly, this is indicative of the road down which modern philosophy heads, and is so aptly illustrated by the film.
            The observations Bergman reflects in the characters of Jof and Maria are very interesting as well. He depicts them as a fairly well meaning and harmless couple, desiring the best for their child, and living in fidelity and matrimony the way a man and woman are supposed to. They are the only ones in the movie who survive, and end up in any way happy. This could be a symbolic naming indicative of what Bergman feels about the religious individuals he has met. That they are free from the worry of death, and merely appear crazy from time to time (Jof’s visions). We know that these are valid observations from the outside. Bergman makes an inadvertent statement here about what the gospel appears as in men to him.
            We see in all of this the portrait of modern thought Bergman is trying to paint. The whole visual reference points he uses, and the nature of the dialogue seem to indicate that we are observers of life, that we are somehow listening in on these events, rather than simply watching a movie. We are all sojourners on this earth, and we see the pain and havoc unregenerate man wages upon himself in the agony of his own soul. Dr. Suzuki often comments as we read through complex philosophical systems, that it is so frustrating reading the thoughts of men, when, to the regenerated mind, the issues with which they struggle can become so plain. This movie uniquely captures a perspective on man that pervades much of our culture, and this view must be taken to heart and engaged to pour the gospel into it.

The Big Lebowski


           While this follow up to Fargo is not the Coen Brothers (Dir. Raising Arizona) greatest comedy, The Big Lebowski is a really funny movie. It’s very quirky and that sense of not knowing what to expect is full and rich, and definitely brought out by the acting, for it seems the characters have no idea what’s going on.
            The Big Lebowski chronicles the life of “The Dude” aka Jeffrey Lebowski (Jeff Bridges, Starman) a bum who loves white Russians and smoking hashish. And spending time with his buddies at the bowling alley Walter (John Goodman, Babe Ruth) a certifiable gun nut who believes in keeping the Sabbath, and Ronny (Steve Buscemi, Reservoir Dogs) a scrawny guy with a heart condition. Their bowling team is antagonized by the lecherous Jesus (John Turturro, Unsung Heroes).
            The Dude awakes one day to find a couple of toughs peeing on his carpet, and finds he has been mistaken for another Jeffery Lebowski, or, “The Big Lebowski”, a millionaire Industrialist. The Dude then gets wrapped up in the lives of Lebowski’s sister, his estranged trophy wife, and many other sordid character. I’d give this movie a 2 for sure, for shear originality.

The Departed


            This is Martin Scorsese’s (Dir. The Aviator) best film since Goodfellas.We follow Scorsese as he delves into the underground of the Boston mob scene. Headed chiefly by one Frank Costello (Jack Nicholson, As Good As It Gets), and his enforcer associates, as they engage in various drug and stolen goods deals. Including of course, trying to sell microprocessors to the Chinese government.
            Two key characters reflect eachother in the underground world. First, there’s Colin Sullivan (Matt Damon, Good Will Hunting) who is a top brass in the Massachusetts State Police, and spotless, emaculate record. He’s also Costello’s adopted son, and a mole in the State Police.
            Second, we have William Costigan (Leonardo Dicaprio, The Basketball Diaries) who is a man from a disreputable family, filled with gangsters and lowlifes. He too is a State Police Officer, working in the undercover division. He is soon shipped to prison, and then absorbed back into the drug racket as a cover to get him “in” with Costello. The only two people that even know he’s a cop are Captain Queensland (Martin Sheen, Apocalypse Now) and Sgt. Dignam (Mark Wahlberg, Boogie Nights).
            The two parody and shadow one another perfectly, each countering the others movie without even knowing the identity. After several narrow encounters, the two finally cross paths, and everything becomes clear. Or becomes even more confused. IT’s a surprise ending and a brilliant story told by a master story teller, and played out by expert players. A certain 2, and oscar hopeful. It puts you in the mood for a Scorsese marathon. Booyah.

Playing God


           David Duchovny’s first big move to film after his X-Files success, this is a somewhat tongue in cheek crime noir about Eugene Sands (Duchovny, Zoolander), an exiled Surgeon who was suspended for operating on and killing a patient while high. He has dropped off the face of the earth, and now ventures out of his run down apartment in search of further uppers and downers.
            He has the strange fortune of being at a night club getting dope one night when a man is shot execution style in the chest. He snaps into doctor mode and saves his life, in the process befriending the mysterious and alluring Claire (Angelina Jolie, Tomb Raider).
            The next day he is summoned by thugs and taken to the beachfront estate of the ominous Raymond Blossom, Claire’s boyfriend, and stolen goods merchant. He is smitten with Eugene and makes him his house doctor, fixing all his injured thugs, and taking him along on business, which weirds Eugene out.
            Eventually the FBI gets involved, and there’s a couple turns and twists that seem strange, but overall, it’s pretty cool criminal fun. Also, this is the film that The Italian Job got it’s ideas from, with the whole “3 identical armored cars” plot. Duchovny is convincing at times, and hilarious in one particular scene in an elevator, but overall, is still the detached and listless Fox Mulder. Being cast as a junkie definitely takes advantage of that concept, but still, there are times when I simply do not believe a word Duchovny says. Blossom is similarly over the top as a laid back West Coast villain, and Jolie is merely eye candy, before any of her big breaks. It’s still pretty cool pulp, but don’t expect anything amazing. The Redemption angle is loud and clear, and makes it highly worth watching once. 2.