Monday, January 20, 2014

Blood Brothers

I don’t even know who the actors were in this cheesy American Ninja-esque kung fu ice-capade. Two brothers, the Alexanders, Casey and William, are always engaging in rivalry. Casey, a successful CIA agent is often flaunting his money, and telling stories of his adventures. While Will runs a martial arts academy, and just sort of gets by. He resents his brother.
The death of their father, also a CIA agent, brings them together to discover the killer, and ultimately, to save the world, or something.
The kung fu is poorly choreographed and the actors are largely untrained. The villain is played by a man with platinum hair and a bad accent, which is regionless. Yeah, the plot isn’t the worst thing to come along, but it’s just absurd and ridiculous. In the end, the good guys triumph. There’s also a stupid girl that ends up getting involved.

Maddeningly predictable, I was forced to watch this 1 film on a bus in Zimbabwe.

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